black-ish Quotes

Dre: The family that pranks together, stays together.

Jack: Diane had a nightmare and told me about it, and now I’m more scared than she is.

Dre: Halloween has always been my favorite holiday, and not just because it lets me show off my killer decorating skills. What? It…

Diane: Whoa, Dad actually did it. I owe Pops fifty bucks!

Pops: I told you to spank him not crush his spirit!

Pops: Damn Diane I wish I had you when I divorced Grandma, mighta held onto my Lincoln.

Rainbow: Oh really? Oh I see, it takes you two hours to find a little black boy, and then you’re here in two seconds when I accidentally…

Dre: He’d hidden again. It was a game to him. A game we all hated called Jack’s missing and may be in a white van with no windows.

Rainbow: Who would put a spatula with a can opener? That’s a lunatic! You’re a lunatic! Mommies need to be with their babies Dre!

Rainbow: You know what I realized last night? Dre: That you can’t drink a half a bottle of wine in the tub and get out without help?