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The two lesbians that Ray had been helping get pregnant have vanished. Jonathan enlists his P.I. expertise to help Ray find the women.

First they go to the shop where the women usually hang out. One lady does know more about them and for a fee of marijuana gives them the address to where they live.

Jonathan and Ray head to their apartment and find out that the lesbians have completely disappeared. Fortunately, they did leave a piece of paper with names, numbers and addresses on it.

This clue brings them into a state of shock. The lesbian couple was not even trying to get pregnant, but was selling Ray’s sperm (for a lot more money) to other lesbian couples! In fact, out of almost thirty couples, only one actually conceived a child.

On one end, we have Ray who was happy that his sperm was able to do the job they are meant to do. But on the other, we have the one lesbian couple thinking they got Ivy League – great looking – man sperm. Needless to say they were not happy campers.

George finds himself in a pickle when he posts a bashing article about his ex-wife’s new husband, Richard Antrem. This causes Richard to make a scene and force George (with Jonathan having his back) into a duel!

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Bored to Death Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

When I get high I realize that I clench my anus.


I like a man who carries a one-hitter.

Girl at the store