Californication Quotes

Hank Moody: She’s got a nose ring, too. You know what that means.

Hank Moody: You can’t snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it’s not gentlemanly.

Hank Moody: To quote The Clash, should I stay or should I rock the casbah?

Marcy Runkle: You can have the ass if you want. Charlie Runkle: You can keep it.

Radio Show Host: What’s your latest obsession? Hank Moody: Just the fact that people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I…

Hank Moody: ‘B’ to the ‘I’ to the double ‘L’. What’s up, my nig nog? Bill Lewis: I need to talk to you. Hank Moody: Well, you should have…

Hank Moody: Hey. You know, it’s not fair to say BRB and then never actually BRB.

Hank Moody: Try not to forget all the times I brought you to fruition. 33 to be exact.

Hank Moody: I love women. I have all their albums.