Common Law Quotes

Wes: Bone them back. Travis: Twice as hard.

Wes: Please don’t eat that in front of me. Honestly, I think I’m dying. I’m starving to death.

Travis: Travis 2.0 my ass.

Travis: Who else here thinks Wes has not moved on?

Travis: And you need to hide the cat because the captain is coming.

Travis: Two things I know: Women and strays.

Travis: People on ecstasy don’t even like you. Wes: That’s rude.

Travis: One more foot and we would have shot you.

Wes [to Travis]: You don’t have to come. It’s dinner time. Go eat a burrito.

Travis [to Wes]: Man, that’ s not how you spell thank you!