Common Law Quotes

Wes [to the Captain]: You should have Dr. Ryan help you overcome your shyness.

Travis: Everyone is guilty until proven innocent.

Wes: Sweet couple. Wonder what they got each other for Valentine’s day. Travis: Look’s like they got each other restraining orders.

Travis: See, he waived his right to be sober.

Wes: Is anybody allowed to be pissed off anymore?

Captain [to Dr. Ryan]: Did you fix them yet?

Captain: They are the yin to each others’ yang. I hope you have a trick up your sleeve to unite their chi.

Dr. Ryan [to Wes]: I haven’t historically had luck treating the asshole.

Mechanic [about Wes]: If he takes care of you the way he takes care of that car, then you’re one lucky lady.

Travis: We hate people who don’t help people when they ask for directions. Wes: We also hate gun runners.