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Cougar Town Review: Diversity

Cougar Town Review: Diversity

On Cougar Town, Laurie and Ellie pretend to be lovers to get Stan a better diversity score and get him into a good preschool.
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Cougar Town Review: Sac Sale

Cougar Town Review: Sac Sale

Jules tries to deal with her karma on Cougar Town after a devastating loss rocks the group. Read our review to find out more.
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Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

Jules: You see that young gentleman there, I'd love to lick his body
Woman: That's my son
Jules: Ooh, he looks smart