CSI: NY Quotes

Flack: Guess who walks out?

Jo: Sounds like the punch line to a bad joke, professional killer, and ex-con walk into a bar.

Mack: Three dead bodies isn’t the kind of buzz you want.

Akiko: Who are you? Jo: The art police, we have some thoughts and concerns.

Mack: I’m sorry for you loss. Enzo: I have no use for your sympathy.

Mack: Either way looks like crashing this party wasn’t an accident.

Eva Martinez: What would you have done if it were your child? Jo: Oh… I don’t know. Hugged him, I guess, and never let go.

Natalia Sanchez: You always hear people say that suicide is the most selfish act, but was I being any less selfish trying to force him to…

Dr. Hawkes: Seems that’s on the rise, copper piping is out, solar paneling is in. Danny: Wow. Even the homeless are going green.

Danny: Inhaling your alcohol, I think I saw this on the Jetsons. Flack: I’m not a doctor, but this can’t be good for you.