Desperate Housewives Quotes

Mary Alice: As Susan left her driveway, she had a feeling she was being watched and she was. The ghosts of people who had part of…

Susan: It’s funny. Some people never get to know the folks next door. They share a fence and nothing else, and we shared everything. How…

Carlos: You and me, we’re doing a tango.

Susan: Did you see those legs? How could you not want to be married to those legs?

Renee: You’re talking to a woman who gave herself salmonella to lose 10 pounds before the prom.

Lee: I cannot tell you how relieved I am that you weren’t convicted. Seriously, you have any idea how living across the street from a…

Roy: It’s so important to say these things when you can because when it’s over, it’s over.

Mrs. McCluskey: Let me tell you about a neighborhood. It’s not just a bunch of houses in the same place. It’s a community. It’s lives…

Susan: I’m sorry. I’ve never been good with ass comments.

Mrs. McCluskey: Gaby, those kids of yours are turning into serial killers before our very eyes. Gaby: Okay, I’m not going to argue with…