Desperate Housewives Quotes

Bree: Well, part of your discretion is falling out of your blouse.

Susan: Killers don’t wear aprons.

Gaby: I’m always getting my Mexicans confused, which I’m allowed to do because I’m Mexican.

Mary Alice: It isn’t easy giving up power admitting that we might need help from friends and neighbors, deciding that a loved one might…

Ben: Your ex kept secrets to hurt you. I’m keeping a secret to protect you.

Lynette: Huh. That’s weird. Tom: What? Lynette: I have an “Isn’t that Ironic?” app that usually buzzes when people say stuff like that.

Gaby: My husband’s an alcoholic so I can only drink at work.

Mary Alice: In life we all make plans, but sometimes they don’t turn out the way we expected. By trying to help out, we may damage a…

Gaby: You can’t dress for church if you want to move the ‘merch. You gotta shake the rear to make them buy the gear. You wanna sell some…

Julie: This baby’s working on her black belt.