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Susan kidnaps Mike when Edie continues to lie to him about their fictitious relationship; Danielle attempts suicide with a spoon after Bree makes her leave her teacher; Gaby and Carlos try to make each other jealous; Tom tells Lynette his plan to open a pizzeria; Austin asks Julie for help with homework.

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Desperate Housewives
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5

Desperate Housewives Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

Julie: Normally I charge twelve bucks an hour for tutoring, but seeing as it's you...fifteen!
Austin: Great. See you Friday. Oh! And just so you know, I charge fifteen an hour to make out, so I'll probably beak even.

Julie: So, why did they send you to juvie anyway?
Austin: They didn't. My mom did.
Julie: Why?
Austin: She had this boyfriend. No job, big drunk, real catch. One night he pops her one, so I break a chair over his head, and, uh, and she calls the copson me.
Julie: But you were protecting her.
Austin: Yeah, that's what I thought. But the guy said he'd leave if she didn't press charges and, well, my mom doesn't really like to be alone.