Desperate Housewives Quotes

Gaby: You better watch. This phone has a whoop-ass app.

Lynette: You had me at stupid girlfriend.

Mary Alice: Yes, love can bring out the best in us… the confidence to move on, the courage to tell the truth, the strength to keep…

Juanita: First, kissing. Then, get married. Then, he buys me presents. Gaby: Oh my God, you are my daughter. Gaby: Wow. Booze, loose…

Lynette: What is that… 5 guys in a week? Is she starting a basketball team?

Lynette: The last guy who saw me naked told me not to wait too long around pap smears.  

Renee: I don’t even like baby talk from babies.

Mary Alice: Sometimes the only thing that needs to be removed is a memory.

Bree: It was lovely having sex with you. Have a wonderful day.

Renee: If it’s a three-way, that’s how I met my ex-husband.