Dexter Quotes

Masuka: How come you got a hug and I get a pat on the nose? Angel: Cause you’re like a retarded puppy.

Dexter: (to a dead Jimenez) Can’t leave you here. Can’t take you with me. Don’t go anywhere.

Doakes: Unlike you, I do everything out in the open. Dexter: Well in that case, Sergeant, let me put this in the open for you. No matter…

Dexter: (voice over, at Cody’s presentation) I’m a little confused. Lila is the one showing me how to take control, stop killing, get my…

Doakes (about Dexter): I won’t say anything to hurt the little girl’s feelings…

Deb: Didn’t hear you come in last night. Dexter: Well, it was late. I was quiet. Deb: Yeah, you’re good at quiet. Guess you kind of have…

Dexter: They are still playing my tune. It’s like I’m conducting a final symphony – requiem for demonic Dexter.

Angel: No job, no relationship. You got guns and a minor assault record. Olson: And I voted for George Bush. Both times. What’s your point

Dexter: (pulls fire alarm) (voice over) Apparently the new Dexter is stuck in high school. Maybe I am a late bloomer.

Lundy: Too much background noise over there. Hearing’s the first thing to go. Or is it memory? I always forget.