Dexter Quotes

Masuka: (While fire alarm is on) All clear, everybody out! Respect the vest. Don’t make me take out my hose.

Dexter: The full force of the FBI, that’s the last thing I need. I got to make sure Lundy gets his man, after I figure out a way to erase…

Dexter: (voice over) Most people hate long lines. The bank, grocery store, coffee bar. Not me. Want a real glimpse of human nature? Stand…

Deb: Sweet Mary mother of fuck that’s good. Dexter: I think you might have broken a commandment somewhere in there.

Lila: So what about what you’re going to say to this guy when you get there? Dexter: I’m sure I’ll think of something. Lila: Why don’t…

Deb: If Dad taught us one thing, it’s the value of human life. Dexter: (voice over) Yeah, but I think we had different homework…

Lila: (about a painting of a cottage hanging on the motel wall) This isn’t art, it’s cottage porn.

Rita: (referring to the Bay Harbor Butcher) You know, I hope they catch him today, and I’m not a violent person, but I hope they hurt…

Rita: (about her mother) You’ll like her, Dexter. She’s great. She’s a very strong woman. Dexter: I’ll keep that in mind in case I have…

Lila: If we get caught, you can flash your badge. Dexter: I don’t have a badge, I have a laminate.