Dexter Quotes

LaGuerta: You have backup? Doakes: Oh yeah, all kinds of backup. Helicopters and shit.

Dexter: (voice over) Anything I can do to overburden Masuka is to my advantage. Trust me, I’m not above sending pizza and hookers to his…

Dexter: I just know there’s something dark in me. I hide it. I certainly don’t talk about it. But it’s there. Always. This dark…

Angel: You know, Pasquale is just caught in a cycle of reaction. She’s not co-creating her own reality. Dexter: You know those words…

Masuka: Say it. Dexter: (sighs) You’re my daddy? Masuka: Sounds weird when you say it.

Masuka: (to Dexter) I need your help, buddy. The pressure’s fucking redonkulous.

Dexter: So you’re single? Brunette: (hesitates) Yeah… Dexter: Makes it tougher to afford those big-ticket items, like cars and……

Lundy: First report from the field had these parts as coming from one body. Dexter: (voice over) Actually it’s two. Lundy: Actually it’s…

Mack: So gators giving you trouble, Dex? Dexter: They, uh, ate my puppy.

Mack: (hands Dexter two tranquilizer guns) So which will it be? Dexter: Both. Mack: Excellent.