Eastbound & Down Quotes

Kenny Powers: Well, I wouldn’t want to ruin a sale, huh? Guess you guys got to make those commissions to be able to buy all the…

Kenny Powers: I learned alot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you gotta beat the man. I learned the grass is not…

Kenny Powers: Do I have all the attentions of everyone? Attentions please. For those of y’all who do not know who I am, my name is Kenny…

Kenny Powers: But to capture the heart of one of your teachers, and take her away from you forever. So at this time I would like the…

Kenny Powers: Chapter One Continued. More of what I was just saying… Never in a million years would I imagine myself being in Mexico….

Kenny Powers: Oddly enough, the people here aren’t that different from the ones back home, when you get past the lack of interest in real…

Kenny Powers: Can’t help but notice how much they stick together too. I mean, when you see Mexicans in the States you think, ‘oh, there’s…

Kenny Powers: Reminds me of why I’m here in the first place. A quest is nuthin’ if you got no one to brag about it too, will never reach…

Kenny Powers: Whenever I look at a Mexican I will think of you. Whenever you look at that jackass you think of me, okay?

Kenny Powers: A goddamn Mexican standoff in f*ckin’ Mexico. I was hoping to get into one of these before I left.