Eastbound & Down Quotes

Kenny Powers: That sweet tailpipe of yours did have me charmed. It put a spell on me, but all the ass magic in Mexico can’t change Kenny…

Kenny Powers: Too hot for hugs here, man. I’ve been battlin’ a war with swamp ass since I got down here.

Kenny Powers: I brought you guys up from less than f*ckin’ nothin’, and took you up to a championship level, only to abandon you there……

Kenny Powers: Let’s face it guys, after midnight, this whole f*cking place turns into a pumpkin, and you guys all turn back into mice….

Kenny Powers: Purity – it’s what we all desire, and it is what I’ve come here to share with you. Hence the all whites.

Kenny Powers: We can do some f*cking great things tonight, you guys. Follow me. Walk with me out on to that field. And when you do, you…

Kenny Powers: Chapter 17. Done, and f*ckin’ done. Just like that, the journey is over… depression is finished, and you’re on your way…

Kenny Powers: I paid cash for the motherf*cker. Bought it with an advance that I was paid for this, uh… self help novel I’m about to…

Kenny Powers: Yeah, I’ve actually had multiple orgasms on jet skis. Maybe it’s something in our blood that we can just ya know, get hard…

Kenny Powers: Truth be told, things aren’t going as good for me as I led on to believe. The love of my life married some other dude, and…