Eli Stone Quotes

Eli: There was a voice this time. Pretty sure it was my dead father. Dr. Chen: Hm. Dead parent. Different needle.

Dr. Chen: (in Chinese accent) You always show up, no appointment! Dr. Chen not Jiffy Lube! Come back Friday. Eli: I went to the doctor,…

Eli: (Referring to the George Michaels’ song that only he can hear) It’s coming from the living room. Taylor: I’m glad something’s coming.

Lenore: So, his father and I went outside to find Eli naked covered in feathers and chocolate syrup. Eli: Thanks, Mom. [to Nathan] And…

Eli Stone: Are you breaking up with me? ‘Cause I-I was just diagnosed with a brain aneurysm, and that would be really bad timing on your…