Eli Stone Quotes

Eli: I looked for a “Thanks for convincing your father to represent me at my disbarment hearing” card, but I couldn’t find one. Taylor:…

Maggie: Okay, so, we know he owns a surf shack, right. Ah so maybe we can narrow down the candidates by posing as surf journalists,…

Eli: I know this is a strange question. Patti: Like you ask any other kind.

Taylor: Your ex-girlfriend’s a lesbian? Matt Dowd: Who isn’t these days?

Matt Dowd: I need your breasts

Matt: The only thing worse than losing the love of your life is having her find the love of hers.

Eli: Mr. McCann, my associate Maggie Dekker. Maggie: Pleased to meet you, Coma Guy… Mr. Coma Guy… McCann, Mr. McCann. Eli: Don’t mind…

Jordan: I’m a lawyer, I look for loopholes.

Tow Truck Driver: Ipso facto, car goes back-o. Eli: You’re not using “ipso facto” correctly. Tow Truck Driver: Not helping your case.

Dr. Chen: Just chill, do exactly which you did last time – follow the signs. If things get really bad come see me – I’ll give you a…