David faces three interrogators to continue to his ordination. Two priests are first, and then Renee is on a computer. She's been asked to assess his liability concerns.

He's asked a lot of questions about financial and sexual issues that could come back to haunt him.

David meets Ben and Kristen on a college campus. Mitch's parents think he's under demonic attack. Uh, hell week primal scream?

Mitch wants raw meat. Ben thinks it's just his body balancing enzymes. But it's not just meat anymore.

Mitch started salivating when dissecting a cadaver. He's dreaming about something chasing him, and if it catches him, he'll give in to it.

Mitch has been zip-tying himself to his bed, according to his roommate. Mitch's intention is to keep from biting the guy.

Ben wonders about celibacy and promises he'll whisk him away at any time. They're having a bachelor party for him. It's a huge affair!

Kurt wants to talk with Sister Andrea. He hopes she'll listen to him without laughing.

It's a lively affair, and even Kristen's girls are there. Kristen thinks that David always manages to do the right thing.

Kurt cannot get over his close encounter. Sister Andrea smacks him in the chest. Stop making fictional excuses for what you don't want to hear. She says that if he knows demons are real, then life will be terrifying. But if he doesn't embrace God, then that demon he saw will just drag him to hell.

Sheryl is chatting up the Monsignor. He's still considering allowing Leland to be part of the team.

Lexi says that Kristen smells like she's dead.

The team is exploring Mitch's nightmares. They find wine and a bunch of students who were sleeping in the body drawers for haunt night.

David wanders away from the group. In the lecture hall, there is a giant freaking egg. Spider egg maybe? A dinosauric spider egg?

Nope. Demon's wings. And inside the wings with him is a person he's been eating. The things is chasing him.

David is on the run, and Kristen saves him. His next stop is talking to Sister Andrea. She thinks seeing evil is a gift. He's one in a hundred million.

David wanted to be normal, but now he knows this isn't the way.

Kristen is visiting Kurt to find out if she smells like death. He's suffering a bit, too. He's ready to take a breather to find out what he's about. He'll offer her a referral in the meantime.

Kurt doesn't think she understands how much she's suffering after her encounter -- the murder.

David and Ben are with Monsignor when Mitch's roommate calls. Mitch chewed through his zip ties. Mitch is ready to chomp into a dude, and Ben sees a tattoo on his bald head.

Uh oh. The winged demon is hanging out with Sister Andrea. He's a little shit, but she grabs her cross and stabs the bastard. She's screaming YOU WILL NOT HURT DAVID, but it's a dream. Except, we know it's not a dream.

Kristen is questioning Kristen when Leland shows up. He's supposed to be overseeing her. They both call someone to complain, and it's a joke.

Leland has already claimed that she threw a shoe at him, so she pummels him good with her heels.

Sister Andrea sees the map and knows what it is.

Leland assures Mitch that there's nothing wrong with cannibalism. Body of Christ and all that. As long as the meal isn't alive.

David gets ordained. But when he's on the ground, he's seeing sex. Very vivid sex. He slowly raises his head, but he doesn't rise.

Leland gives Lexis a piece of paper. Daffodil.

Lexis finally tells Kristen that Leland has been going to school to talk with Lexis.

OMG. Lexis is reading the book at the beginning of the show! Kristen is in the kitchen looking at the pick ax. Oh man.

She picks it up, fondles it, puts it back, and grabs it again.

Mitch visits Leland. They are having a birthday party for him. Sheryl is there. Sheryl pulls a knife on Leland. If he ever hurts one of her granddaughters, she'll cut off his dick.

They've got the dude with the head all dressed on a table. It was Mitch's predecessor. Damn. These people are crazy!

I'll never hear kumbaya in the same way again.

Kristen visits David. She confesses to David about killing LaRoux and that the cops knew and let her go has been tearing her apart.

David walks her through the act of contrition. And she feels better. He absolves her from her sins.

Kristen is crying so hard and doesn't want to show her face to David. They embrace afterward, and I worry about sexual feelings.

And, just like that, they're kissing. And roll to black.