Friends Quotes

Rachel: What’re you guys doing out here? Ross: Well, not playing raquetball! Joey: He forgot to leave his grip size! Ross: He didn’t get…

Monica: What are you guys doing here? Joey: Uhhhh…. he’s not even wearing a jockstrap! Monica: (Pause) What did I ask?

Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I’ve read everything you’ve ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight,…

Phoebe: (To Coma Guy) Get up, you Girl Scout! Up, up, up! Monica: What are you doing? Phoebe: Maybe nobody’s tried this.

Joey: You broke the code! Ross: What code? Joey: You don’t kiss your friend’s mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-looking aunt, but not a…

Chandler: Hey, you kissed my Mom. Ross: We’re rehearsing a Greek play. Chandler: That’s very funny. Are we done?

Joey: You don’t think my mom’s sexy? Ross: Well, not in the same way… Joey: I’ll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome…

Ross: I was really upset about Rachel and Paulo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora, um, Mrs. Mom, your Bing, was just being…

Joey: (Sees Ross and Mrs. Bing kissing) Uh… I’ll just pee in the street.

Rachel: Chandler, I gotta tell you, I love your mom’s books! I love her books! I cannot get on a plane without one! I mean, this is so…