Friends Quotes

Rachel: Chandler, I gotta tell you, I love your mom’s books! I love her books! I cannot get on a plane without one! I mean, this is so…

Mrs. Bing: He’s not a hero. You know who our hero is? Ross: The guy on the cover with his nipples showing?

Chandler: You knew about this? Joey: Uh… ya know, knowledge is a tricky thing.

Mrs. Bing: I am famished. What do I want… Chandler: Please God don’t let it be Kung Pow Chicken.

Mrs. Bing: Ross, listen to me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and ya know why? Ross: The girl on the cover with her…

Phoebe: (About Coma Guy’s name) What about Glen? He could be a Glen. Monica: Nah, not special enough. Phoebe: Ooh! How about Agamemnon?…

Joey: You don’t kiss your friend’s mom. Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin’ aunt, but not a mom.

Mrs. Bing: (On TV) …This is kind of embarrassing, but occasionally after I’ve been intimate with a man… Chandler: Now why would she…

Mrs. Bing: (On TV) I bought my son his first condoms. (Pause) Chandler: And then he burst into flames.

Paolo: Buona sera. Rachel: Oh, hi sweetie. (They kiss) Ross: When did Rigatoni get back from Rome?