Friends Quotes

Monica: (Holding sandwich) Does anybody wanna split this with me? Joey: Oh, I will. Phoebe: Ooh, you guys have to make a wish. Monica:…

Ross: (Singing to Carol’s stomach) Hey, hey, I’m your daddy. I’m the one without any breasts.

Ross: (Talking to Carol’s stomach) And everyone’s telling me, you gotta pick a major, you gotta pick a major. So, on a dare, I picked…

Ross: Do you, uh, do you talk about me? Susan: Yeah, yeah, all the time. Ross: Really? Susan: But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the…

Ross: (On inviting Carol over for Thanksgiving dinner) (Mimicking) Ooh, ooh. Because she’s my ex-wife, and will probably want to bring…

Monica: (About Joey’s modeling job) Oh, wow, so you’re gonna be one of those “healthy, healthy, healthy guys”? Phoebe: You know, the…

Chandler: (To Joey) And this from the cry-for-help department. Are you wearing makeup? Joey: Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey…

Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian. Susan: (Deadpan) Well, you know you have to take a course. Otherwise,…

Joey: Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don’t see any tater tots. Monica: That’s not a question.

Rachel: Terry, I, I, I know that I haven’t worked here very long, but I was wondering, do you think it would be possible if I got a $100…