Friends Quotes

Janice: Oh my God. You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me. One of these times is just going to be your last chance with me.

Phoebe: David’s like, you know, Scientist Guy. He’s very methodical. Monica: I think it’s romantic. Phoebe: Me too! Oh! Did you ever see…

Monica: Do you always have to bring him here? Ross: Look, I didn’t wanna leave him alone. All right? We … we had our first fight this…

Ross: Par-tay! (Ross enters Monica’s party with Marcel on his shoulders) Monica: That thing is not coming in here. Ross: That thing? This…

Janice: I love this artichoke thing! Oh, don’t tell me what’s in it, the diet starts tomorrow! (Laughs her annoying Janice laugh)…

Rachel: Pheebs, I can’t believe he hasn’t kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, he had already named both my breasts!…

Ross: (On inviting Carol over for Thanksgiving dinner) (Mimicking) Ooh, ooh. Because she’s my ex-wife, and will probably want to bring…

Monica: (About Joey’s modeling job) Oh, wow, so you’re gonna be one of those “healthy, healthy, healthy guys”? Phoebe: You know, the…

Chandler: (To Joey) And this from the cry-for-help department. Are you wearing makeup? Joey: Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey…

Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian. Susan: (Deadpan) Well, you know you have to take a course. Otherwise,…