Friends Quotes

Ross: She’s having lunch with him. She’s having lunch with him! And you should of seen the hug she gave him when she got the job. And,…

Joey: Guess who’s in an audition for a Broadway musical? Chandler: I want to say you, but that seems like such an easy answer.

Rachel: Well, there’s a kiss he won’t forget for a few hours. You know? Chandler: Yeah. Either that or you just turned him on and sent…

Rachel: (To Ross) It was like you were marking your territory. You might as well have come in and peed all around my desk.

Joey: And before you know it, she’s with him. And you’ll be all, “Oh, man!” And he’ll be all, “Yes!” And us, we’ll be like “Oh, dude!”…

Chandler: (Coming off the phone) Okay! We have our stripper, a Miss Crystal Chandelier! Joey: Well sure, if you name a kid that, what do…

Phoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich. Why don’t you guys get a magician? Chandler: Well, if the magician can open my…

Chandler: (To Ross about Rachel) You could send her a musical bug, no… wait you’ve already done that.

Chandler: Well, my apartment isn’t there anymore because I drank it!

Chandler: I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat. Monica: Yeah … that was me. Chandler: Sorry … when I’ve been drinking too…