Friends Quotes

Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just…

Chandler: Hey, anybody got a length of rope about six feet long with a little noose at the end?

Joey: Oh My God. How many of these have you had? These are pure vodka. Chandler: Yup, Jello just like mom used to make.

Ross: Am I? Am I? Am I out of my mind? Am I loosing my senses?

Rachel: (To Mark) Well, then. So I’m just gonna go back to talking to my friend here, you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger….

Ross: What’s Joey gonna do when he finds out you blew his sister off with a letter? Chandler: That’s the part where you tell him I moved…

Monica: Stick out your tongue! Chandler: Take off your shirt!

Chandler: Well, my apartment isn’t there anymore because I drank it!

Chandler: I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat. Monica: Yeah … that was me. Chandler: Sorry … when I’ve been drinking too…

Rachel: Ah that’s funny! You’re a funny guy Chandler! And you know what else is really funny? Chandler: (Hesitantly) Something else I…