Friends Quotes

Joey: (Watching Beavis and Butthead in their barcaloungers) Is that the fire alarm? Chandler: Yeah. (Feels the floor) Oh, it’s not warm…

Phoebe: I can’t believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up. Chandler: Well, they were…

Monica: Hi. Jack: Hi. Judy: Hi darling. Monica: (About them bringing a box filled with her old stuff) So, what’s this? Jack: Some of your…

Monica: Oh yeah, well there’s the possibility that I won’t make rent. Ross: Monica, if you want, I can lend you some money. Monica: No,…

Joey: (Watching the prom video) What is with your nose? Rachel: They had to reduce it because of my deviated septum. Chandler: Okay, I…

Phoebe: What’s this? Monica: That’s my bathing suit from high school. I was a little bigger then. Chandler: Oh, I thought that’s what…

Ross: I was saving you. Rachel: Saving me from the nice conversation with the interesting man, saving me?

Ross: (About Casey, Rachel’s date) Do you have any idea what he wants to do with her? Chandler: Well I’m guessing do a little dance. You…

Joey: You have any idea what this’ll do for your sex life? Chandler: Well, it’ll probably slow it down at first, but once I get used to…

Phoebe: Do you want a refill? Chandler: No, I’m all right, thanks. Phoebe: Okay. Ooh, okay, you have got to give me a second, I want to…