Friends Quotes

Monica: You’ve got to get back out there, it’s your party. Richard: But they’re so dull. They’re all ophthamologists. Monica: You’re an…

Richard: Um, I’m sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was. Monica: Dr. Burke, it, it’s me. Richard: Monica? My God, you used to…

Rachel: So, uh, how was your day? Ross: Oh you know, pretty much the usual, uh, sun shining, birds chirping. Rachel: Really? Mine too….

Joey: All right, no peeking. No peeking, no peeking, no peeking. Chandler: All right, all right, but you better be wearing clothes when I…

Joey: Wow! Look at that! The car is on fire, yet somehow it’s expensive paint job is protected by the Miracle Wax. Chandler: You got a…

Rachel: (Checking to see if Monica’s home, because she is kissing Ross) Monica! Ross: It would really help when I’m kissing you if you…

Monica: Oh, you’re a grandpa. Richard: Yeah. Are we nuts here? Monica: I don’t know, maybe. I mean I’m dating a man whose pool I once…

Ross: Listen, I’m sorry I had to work tonight. Rachel: Oh, that’s okay. You were worth the wait. And I don’t just mean tonight. (Ross and…

Rachel: You know, Dr. Burke kissed me once. Monica: When? Rachel: When I was, um, seven. I crashed my bike right out in front of his…

Chandler: (On the phone) Uh, two larges, extra cheese on both. But listen, don’t ring the buzzer for 19. Ring 20. Geller/Greene. They’ll…