Friends Quotes

Phoebe: Do you want a refill? Chandler: No, I’m all right, thanks. Phoebe: Okay. Ooh, okay, you have got to give me a second, I want to…

Phoebe: You know what? If we were in prison, you guys would be like, my bitches.

Monica: You know, I gotta admit that I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date. Jean-Claude Van Damme: Normally I would…

Susie: All right mister, let’s see those panties. Chandler: All right. (Chandler’s pants drop from under the bathroom stall door) Susie:…

Susie: (About wearing her panties) How you doing there squirmy? Chandler: I’m hanging in… and a little out.

Ross: Hey Joey, I have to cancel racquetball for tonight. That was Marcel’s trainer. He’s gonna let me have him for a couple of hours….

Chandler: No, Stephen Hurs was the kid who would eat anything for money, David Stein was the guy who had no elbows. Susie: Okay, well…

Susie: Excuse me. Chandler: Ah. Susie: Uh, is your name Chandler? Chandler: Uh, yes, yes it is. Susie: Chandler Bing? Chandler: Do you…

Susie: I’m Susie Moss. Fourth grade, glasses, I used to carry around a box of animal crackers like a purse. Chandler: Susie Moss, right,…

Susie: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over? Chandler: Because I went to an all-boys…