Friends Quotes

Chandler: No, Stephen Hurs was the kid who would eat anything for money, David Stein was the guy who had no elbows. Susie: Okay, well…

Susie: Excuse me. Chandler: Ah. Susie: Uh, is your name Chandler? Chandler: Uh, yes, yes it is. Susie: Chandler Bing? Chandler: Do you…

Susie: I’m Susie Moss. Fourth grade, glasses, I used to carry around a box of animal crackers like a purse. Chandler: Susie Moss, right,…

Susie: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over? Chandler: Because I went to an all-boys…

Chandler: Pheebs, can I have the milk after you? Phoebe: I’m almost done with it, keep your panties on.

Phoebe: You know, I think I want to write a song about all this. Rachel: Oh yeah? Phoebe: Yeah. Except one of the strings on my guitar is…

Chandler: All right, one of you guys give me your underwear. Ross: Oh, no. Joey: Can’t help you there. I’m not wearing any. Chandler: How…

Joey: This is amazing. Ross: I know. Joey: I finally get a part on TV and the monkey’s making movies.

Ross: This is so exciting. I haven’t seen my monkey in almost a year. Chandler: What? You never look down in the shower?

Mr. Lipson: Hi, Dean Lipson, zoo administrator. I was told you had a question. Ross: Well, I, uh, I can’t seem to find the monkey I…