Friends Quotes

Monica: (About Phoebe’s inappropriate song) Excellent! Chandler: Very informative! Rachel: Not at all inappropriate!

Joey: Hey, what do you want to do for dinner? Chandler: Well we could just stay in and cook for ourselves. (Both laugh hysterically)

Ross: (About Marcel) Remember when sometimes he’d borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back there’d be little monkey raisins in it….

Joey: I’m an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor. Erika: Oh, my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?

Zookeeper: Meet me in the nocturnal house in fifteen minutes. Ross: Hey, look. I don’t really enjoy being with other men that way.

Rachel: (About Joey on TV) Did I miss it? Did I miss it? Joey: No, I’m on right after this guy shoots himself.

Chandler: The world is my lesbian wedding!

Carol: (About Ben) So how did everything go? Ross: Oh, great. Great. There was a projectile, uh, throwing up incident, but he started it.

Mrs. Green: Monica! You look gorgeous! Oh, my! The last time I saw you, it was eat or be eaten.

Chandler: (To Rachel) You know it’s funny. When my parents got divorced, they sent me to this shrink and she told me that all kids have a…