Friends Quotes

Joey: You deserve much better than me, Erika. You deserve to be with the real Drake. He’s the one you fell in love with. Go to Salem,…

Ross: The zoo told me that my monkey was dead. Zookeeper: The zoo. You believe everything the zoo tells you? Ross: That’s the only thing…

Joey: (To Erika) I’m not Drake. Ross: That’s right, he’s not Drake. He’s Hans Ramoray, Drake’s evil twin. Erika: Is this true? Rachel:…

(Watching Days of Our Lives on TV) Dr. Horton: (On TV) You’re the only one who can save her Drake. Dr. Ramoray: (On TV) Dammit, I’m a…

Monica: (About Phoebe’s inappropriate song) Excellent! Chandler: Very informative! Rachel: Not at all inappropriate!

Joey: Hey, what do you want to do for dinner? Chandler: Well we could just stay in and cook for ourselves. (Both laugh hysterically)

Ross: (About Marcel) Remember when sometimes he’d borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back there’d be little monkey raisins in it….

Joey: I’m an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor. Erika: Oh, my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?

Zookeeper: Meet me in the nocturnal house in fifteen minutes. Ross: Hey, look. I don’t really enjoy being with other men that way.

Joey: We’ll just leave and when we pass her on the stairs she won’t know it’s me because we never met. Chandler: That’s how radio stars…