Friends Quotes

Phoebe: Yeah, it’s just so strange. I mean, she probably woke up today and thought, “Ok, I’ll have some breakfast, and then I’ll take a…

Phoebe: (About being behind schedule) Monica, how did this happen? I thought you had this all planned out. Monica: Do you want me to cry?…

Mr. Adelman: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time. Phoebe: I’m sorry, there’s laughing in my head.

Mrs Green: (About smoking pot) That’s fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what’s new in sex? Rachel: Oh! What’s new in sex?

Phoebe: Do you wanna sit? Mr. Adelman: Oh, no, please, I spent most of mid-morning trying to stand up.

Mrs. Green: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana? Rachel: God! Monica: All…

Mrs. Green: (To Rachel) You didn’t marry your Barry. I did.

Mrs. Green: So, what do you think of my daughter in the apron with the big job? Rachel: Oh, Mom! Mrs Green: If you didn’t pour the…

Monica: Ross, if you don’t help me, I’m going to take the little cocktail sausages and create a new appetizer called pigs in Ross!

Mrs Green: There she is. Rachel: Mom! Mrs. Green: (Condescendingly) Sweetie! So this is where you work? Oh, it’s wonderful! Is it a…