Friends Quotes

Ross: She’s my ex-wife. If she were marrying a guy, none of you’d expect me to be there. Joey: Hey, if she were marrying a guy, she’d be,…

Carol: I mean, I knew they were having trouble with this whole thing, but they’re my parents. They’re supposed to give me away and…

Chandler: (Singing to Ross) Who’s the bitterest man in the living room, the bitterest man in the living room? Hi, neighbor!

Chandler: I think lambs are scarier. Otherwise, the movie would have been called Silence of the Ducks.

Susan: You want to dance? Ross: No, that’s fine. Susan: Come on. I’ll let you lead. Ross: Okay.

Mrs. Green: Oh my God! There’s an unattractive nude man playing the cello! Rachel: Yeah, well, just be glad he’s not playing a smaller…

Minister: We are here to join this woman and this woman in holy matrimony. Phoebe: (Possessed by Mrs. Adelman) Now I’ve seen everything!…

Joey: (About Carol and Susan’s wedding) Are you really not going? Ross: I am really not going. I don’t get it. They already live…

Rachel: (Holding a tray of coffee) Okay, who ordered what? Ross: Oh, I believe I ordered the half drunk cappuccino with the lipstick on…

Joey: (About Fun Bobby) Monica, have you ever been with him when he wasn’t drinking? Monica: Well, we just happen to go to a lot of…