Friends Quotes

Joey: (While giving out Christmas presents to the group) …and for Ross, Mr. Sweet Tooth. Ross: You got me a cola drink? Chandler: And a…

Joey: Phoebe here with the cab yet? Chandler: Yeah, she, she brought the invisible cab… hop in.

Phoebe: Hello Grandma, if that is in fact your real name.

Monica: (About a shirt Ross got their Mom for Christmas) Look at these authentic fake medals. I tell ya, mom’s gonna be voted best…

Phoebe: (Handing Chandler a piece of paper) Alright, here, you have to hold this. Chandler: Okay. (Reading paper) Brake left, gas right?…

Joey: I can’t believe it’s Christmas already. Ya know, I mean, one day your eating turkey, the next thing ya know, your lords are…

Mr. Treeger: So, uh, is this mistletoe? Rachel: Huh-huh, no.. no, uh, that, that is basil. Mr. Treeger: Ah, if it was mistletoe, I was…

Chandler: Ho, ho, ho, holy crap is it hot in here!

Rachel: (To Ross) Nice seizing… gel boy.

Monica: Look if worse comes to worse, it gets a little warm, we’ll call it a theme party. Ross: Hey, here’s a theme. “Come on in, live…