Friends Quotes

Phoebe: Russ is Ross. Russ, Ross… Rachel: Steve, sleeve. Phoebe: Okay, no one is named sleeve.

Russ: Hi. Chandler: Oh, hey. Phoebe: Hi. Russ: I guess you guys heard, Rachel dumped me. Chandler: Yeah, I’m sorry man. Russ: Oh, all she…

Monica: See now, they’re as different as night and … later that night.

Russ: You’re jealous because I’m a real doctor. Ross: Hey, you’re a doctor of gums. That’s the smallest body part you can major in. It’s…

Joey: My agent just called me with an audition for Days of Our Lives! Phoebe: Oh, well, we have to celebrate. You know what we should do?…

Chandler: (Entering his apartment to find Joey making lots of food) Hey. Joey: Hey. Chandler: Whoa, so I’m guessing you didn’t get the…

Phoebe: Okay, so, you know what you’re doing, right? Rachel: Uh…. waitressing? Phoebe: Well, yeah, but… no. I mean, um… doesn’t…

Chandler: Guess who’s back in show business? Phoebe: Lorne Green? Chandler: No, no Pheebs. You know why? ‘Cause he’s dead. Phoebe: Oh,…

Monica: (About a shirt Ross got their Mom for Christmas) Look at these authentic fake medals. I tell ya, mom’s gonna be voted best…

Phoebe: (Handing Chandler a piece of paper) Alright, here, you have to hold this. Chandler: Okay. (Reading paper) Brake left, gas right?…