Friends Quotes

Joey: (While giving out Christmas presents to the group) …and for Ross, Mr. Sweet Tooth. Ross: You got me a cola drink? Chandler: And a…

Joey: Phoebe here with the cab yet? Chandler: Yeah, she, she brought the invisible cab… hop in.

Phoebe: Hello Grandma, if that is in fact your real name.

Phoebe: I… I cannot believe Ross even made this list. What a dinkus. Joey: Hey, cut him some slack. It was Chandler’s idea. Phoebe:…

Chandler: This must be so hard. “Oh no! Two women love me! They’re both gorgeous and sexy! My wallet’s too small for my fifties, and my…

Ross: It’s always been you, Rach.

Monica: How about “Mockolate mousse?” Phoebe: It’s not, it’s not very Thanksgiving-y. Monica: Okay, how about “Pilgrim Mockolate mousse?”…

Rastatter: This is a nice resume. Nice, nice, nice. Muy impressivo. Monica: So, Mr. Rastatter, what exactly does this job entail? The ad…

Ross: I get home, and I see Julie’s saline solution on my night table. And I’m thinking to myself, “Oh my God, what the hell am I doing?”…

Monica: (Reading the paper) There are no jobs. There are no jobs for me. Joey: Wait, here’s one. Uh, would you be willing to cook naked?…