Friends Quotes

Chandler: Okay, all right, look. Let’s get logical about this, okay? We’ll make a list. Rachel and Julie, pros and cons. Oh. We’ll put…

Rachel: Why didn’t he call? He’s gonna stay with Julie, isn’t he? He’s gonna stay with her and she’s going to be all, (Mocking Julie)…

Chandler: My diary! My diary, that’s brilliant. I should have told her it was my diary. She never would have made me read her my diary….

Rachel: Oh! I do not have chubby ankles!

Rachel: Ross, Chandler wrote something about me on his computer and he won’t let me see. Ross: He won’t? (Realizes why) He won’t!

Chandler: Okay, let’s do Julie. What’s wrong with her? Ross: She’s not Rachel.

Rachel: Ross kissed me. Phoebe: No! Monica: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!! Rachel: It’s unbelievable. Monica: Oh my god, oh my god, oh…

Rastatter: Our FDA approval didn’t come through. Something about laboratory rats. Monica: Oh, gosh, I’m sorry. Rastatter: Yeah, well,…

Chandler: (Making up a story instead of reading The List) It was summer … and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely gray couch. “Oh…

Rastatter: Hi, thanks for coming in again. Monica: Oh, not at all. I have no morals and I need the cash. Rastatter: It’s like I’m looking…