Friends Quotes

Phoebe: Why won’t he give it up? Joey: Maybe he drives his car on the other side of the road, if you know what I mean. Phoebe: No. What…

Monica: Chandler. I’m unemployed and in dire need of a project. Wanna work out? I can remake you. Chandler: Oh, you know I would, but…

Ross: That’s that’s Julie, Julie, Julie, (Into intercom) Hi Julie! Julie: Hi honey, I have a cab waiting. Ross: I’ll be right down!

Phoebe: (About Ross kissing Julie outside the window) Ooh, Rachel, don’t look. Rachel: What? (Looks) Come on you guys, I don’t care, I…

Rachel: Ross, Hi, it’s Rachel. I’m just calling to say that ,um, everything’s fine and I’m really happy for you and your cat who, by the…

Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you. Rachel: Hey, I was doing great before I found out about you. You think…

Ross: How’d your date go? Rachel: (Hungover) I think there was a restaurant. I know there was wine.

Joey: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you…

Joey: Hey Pheebs. Phoebe: How come you’re watching a rabbi play electric guitar? Joey: I can’t find the remote. (Phoebe turns off the TV)…

Monica: (Making Chandler do sit-ups) Come on, give me five more. Five more. Chandler: (Weakly) No. Monica: Five more and I’ll flash you.