Friends Quotes

Ross: Oh, Monica, I figured I’d come by tomorrow morning and pick up Fluffy’s old cat toy, okay? Monica: Only if you say his full name….

Monica: You, Bing. Racquetball in fifteen minutes. Chandler: Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it.

Chandler: (About Monica “helping” him workout) She’s insane; the woman is insane. It’s before work, it’s after work, it’s during work….

Monica: What if my own baby hates me? Huh? What am I gonna do then? Chandler: Monica, will you stop? This is nuts. Do you know how long…

Ross: Well, there’s no way I’m gonna get a shot. Maybe they can take the needle and squirt it into my mouth, you know, like a squirt gun.

Ross: (Mumbling due to swollen tongue) Thumrthel, thubrthel thbhrth! Chandler: (To Joey) You understood that? Joey: My uncle had a really…

Ross: I just wanna thank you for being there for me today. And I’m sorry I, I almost broke your hand. Monica: That’s ok. I’m sorry I…

Chandler: (On pay phone) Come on, pick up, pick up! Hello? Transit Authority? Yes, hello. I’m doing research for a book, and I was…

Monica: Is your tongue swelling up? Ross: Either that or my mouth is getting smaller.

Terry: Rachel, it’s not that your friend is bad, it’s … it’s that she’s so bad, she makes me want to put my finger through my eye, into…