Friends Quotes

Rachel: Um, Pheebs, so, you guys just don’t get along? Phoebe: It’s mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know, I mean, like, everyone…

Chandler: All right, now look at her and tell me she doesn’t look exactly like her sister. Joey: I’m saying I see a difference. Chandler:…

Ross: I don’t know whether he’s testing me, or just acting out, but my monkey is out of control. But, he keeps erasing the messages on my…

Mr.Heckles: You’re doing it again. Monica: We’re not doing anything. We’re just sitting around talking, quietly. Mr.Heckles: I can hear…

Monica: I can’t believe you. You still haven’t told that girl she doesn’t have a job yet? Chandler: Well, you still haven’t taken down…

Chandler: (About dating a coworker) It’s not just that she’s cute, okay? It’s just that… She’s really, really cute. Ross: It doesn’t…

Celia: Say something… hot. Ross: (Panicked) Er… um… Celia: What? Ross: Um… uh… vulva.

Ross: (On his plans for his date tonight) Oh, I just thought we could go out to dinner, and then maybe bring her back to my place and I’d…

Joey: (Teaching Ross to talk dirty) If you can’t talk dirty to me, how are you going to talk dirty to her? Now, tell me you want to…

Ross: Hey guys. Does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood? Joey: How about Tony’s? If you can finish a thirty-two-ounce…