Friends Quotes

Mr. Douglas: We haven’t seen an ANUS this bad since the 70’s.

Chandler: Hey, where you been? Joey: I went back to Riff’s. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee, she brought me a tuna melt…

Ross: Oh, Pheebs, I’m sorry, I’ve got to go. I’ve got Lamaze class. Chandler: (Mocking) Oh, and I’ve got Earth Science, but I’ll catch…

Joey: Hey, have you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it expensive? Chandler: Only if you order stuff… Joey: I’m taking Ursula…

Carol: (To Ross about labor) Oh, what do you know?! No one’s going up to you and saying, “Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this…

Chandler: You know that thing, when you and I talk to each other about things? Joey: Yeah… Chandler: Let’s not do that anymore.

Joey: Pheebs, you think it would be okay if I asked out your sister? Phoebe: Why? Why would you wanna do that? Joey: So that if we went…

Susan: Why do I have to be the mommy? Ross: OK. I’m gonna play my sperm card one more time.

Ross: (Introducing themselves in Lamaze class) I’m Ross Geller, and that’s, that’s my boy in there. And, uh, this is Carol Willick, and…

Joey: Hey Pheebs, guess who we saw today. Phoebe: Ooh, oh fun. Okay. Liam Neeson. Joey: No. Phoebe: Morley Safer. Joey: No. Phoebe: The…