Galavant Quotes

Galavant: Progressive for the Middle Ages

King Richard: I just lost my f#cking castle!

King of Valencia: He dropped you like a plague rat.

Gareth: Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.

Galavant: I’m sorry, I didn’t actually sleep very well. I dreamt a very upsetting musical number.

King Richard: Can you get cancer from walking because I really feel like my feet are getting cancer.

Chef: You never handed me the f#cking amulet!

Isabella: Though as a feminist, I don’t quite need him; Where is my Galavant?

King Richard: I do not feel good! Is there a name for when you throw up through your nose?

Enchanted Forest Queen: Off with his shirt!