Galavant Quotes

Gareth: Reading’s for morons who can’t understand pictures.

King Richard: Uncle Keith! Dad said you went to the Enchanted Forest and never came out! Uncle Keith: Other way around kid.

Galavant: It’s like your beautiful brain exploded all over your face.

King Richard: Everyone! I’m going to kill my brother! Drinks are on me!

King Richard: I’m not an animal. I mean sure, I’ll kidnap a woman and force her to marry me. But after that, I’m all about a woman’s…

Galavant: I feel like a kiss with Isabella could just go on forever.

Isabella: Would you look at that. You didn’t have to kill a soul, but you finally got your moment.

King Richard: And now, like every great king that has come before us, we shall choose a champion to fight in our stead while we watch…

Galavant: Sorry, I can’t talk. I’m in hero mode.

Arnold: Your moment of glory will come, young Galavant. Be patient, be ready, and also, never get married.