Galavant Quotes

King Richard: Good lord, Gareth! Do you kiss my ring with that mouth?

Isabella: Bandits. If only someone had warned us. Galavant: Yeah, well, you snore.

Galavant: You never complained. You never abandoned me. You never spit in my ale. [pause] Right? You’ve never done that?

King Richard: Eunuch, front and center. Help me out, what else did you used to do around here for fun? Eunuch: Well, we used to have…

Sid: You know the expression, it takes a village? Galavant: No, I don’t think that’s been invented yet.

The Squires: He’s nothing but a jackass in a fancy metal can!

Princess Isabella: Any man can get knocked down. The hero is the man who gets back up.

Galavant: You know what, Jean? It’s 1256. The “your momma” jokes, they’re getting really old. Jean Hamm: So is your momma.

King Richard: Never start a marriage with a kidnapping. Both of you promise me that right now.

Galavant: Oh, my tummy hurts. That was a long song.