Galavant Quotes

King Richard: Gareth, I know you’re not a hugger. But if you were, I would wrap myself around you like a leather jacket made of love….

Galavant: No. You’re not going to die today. And you’re not going to die today. And you’re not going to die today. And you… might already…

Xanax: Xanax can help anything.

Madalena: Look around. I live in a castle. And you know what I’ve learned about myself? I really like stuff. I mean, why would I give all…

Gareth: There should be a standardized system, based on the rotation of the earth, in relation to its position to the sun and the moon….

Galavant: Can’t we just have a normal adventure?

Sid: You know someone should come up with something around the crotch that would just go zip. You could do your business and be done with…

Galavant: There it is. Valencia. How do you think this should go down. Do you think I should save the kingdom and then rescue Madelena?…

Jester: At least let me change my clothes first. These are gang colors!

Galavant: Oh for the love of God, in your purse? That’s where you thought no one would look? Isabella: I put it with my girl supplies….