Gilmore Girls Quotes

Luke: What are you doing here? Lorelai: See, now, that’s why you were voted Mr. Personality of the New Millennium. Where’s your crown?…

(children are walking with books balanced on their heads) Miss Patty: Now walk smooth, that’s a new Harry Potter on your heads. If they…

Paris: (to Rory) You’ll never beat me. This school is my domain and the Franklin is my domain. And don’t you ever forget that.

Lorelai: (to Headmaster Charleston) Rory is not gonna to be a problem. She’s totally low maintenance, you know, like a Honda. You know,…

Rory: (at Lorelai’s outfit) I didn’t know the rodeo was in town. Lorelai: Ok, that’s it. I’m bringing the baby pictures. Rory: No! I’m…

Rory: I wish I could figure out a way to get Paris off my back. Lorelai: Yeah, angry chicks are the worst. When I was in high school I…

(after Ian walks away) Lorelai: What a nice, nice man. Rory: You’re feeling pretty good about yourself right now, aren’t you? Lorelai:…

Lorelai: Hey, guys, I have an idea. What about, on Tuesdays and Thursdays, you know, when I go to Hartford for my business class, what if…

Lorelai: So, where do we go? Rory: Um, the Ambroise building. Lorelai: Which is? Rory: The big, scary one. Lorelai: Mmm, great! Thanks…

Lorelai: She’ll be taking the bus. Emily: I know. I hate that she takes the bus. Drug dealers take the bus.