Gilmore Girls Quotes

Mrs. Shales: Do you have children? Lorelai: A daughter. Mrs. Shales: Do you hate her? Lorelai: No. Mrs. Shales: Not ever? Lorelai: Well,…

Paris: (to Rory) You’ll never beat me. This school is my domain and the Franklin is my domain. And don’t you ever forget that.

Lorelai: (to Headmaster Charleston) Rory is not gonna to be a problem. She’s totally low maintenance, you know, like a Honda. You know,…

Rory: (at Lorelai’s outfit) I didn’t know the rodeo was in town. Lorelai: Ok, that’s it. I’m bringing the baby pictures. Rory: No! I’m…

Rory: I don’t know. It was just one big, long, scary, tweedy, bad eight hours. Lorelai: Add some hair spray, and you’ve got my day.

Rory: Yeah, they kept calling me Mary. Lorelai: You’re kidding me. Wow, I can’t believe they still say that. Rory: Why? What does it…

Lorelai: Are you nervous? Rory: About what? Lorelai: Starting Chilton. Rory: Well, I wasn’t until I heard about all those bad girls.

Rory: (at Lorelai running off to listen to a song with Lane) But you only finished half my toes! Lorelai: Who cares? You’re going to be…

Luke: There’s no coffee. Lorelai: That’s not funny. Luke: I can give you herbal tea. Lorelai: This is not an herbal tea morning. This is…

Paris: (looking through Rory’s file) Lorelai Gilmore. Louise: Nice stripper name. Paris: Formerly of Stars Hollow High School. Louise:…