Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: Excuse me, hi. I am not seeing my coat here, and it was very cute and it was on sale, and I will fling myself off a building if…

Dean: Kirk, just to let you know, some of the guys, not me you know, but some of the guys say that they’re gonna to rip your head off if…

Rory: Ok, what’s the packing crisis? Lorelai: That’s the thing. I have no packing crisis. For the first time in my life, there is no…

(in Lorelai’s flashback as she’s being wheeled to the delivery room) Emily: You’re having a baby. Do you know that Lorelai? Young…

Rory: (very sleepy) You set my alarm for 5:15 AM. Lorelai: I know, and I did it for purely practical reasons. Rory: Which are? Lorelai:…

Paris: (to Rory) Don’t make that face at me! Rory: What face? I’m wearing a mask. Paris: The “I’m Rory, don’t you want to pet me?” face.

Clara: Yes. Will you go get me a snow cone? Jess: Absolutely. Go stand in the middle of the street and wait for me, I’ll be right back.

Emily: I’ve called several times the past few weeks and you’ve skillfully avoided every call. Lorelai: No, that’s not true. I’ve left…

(Lorelai and Emily are talking about the broken button on Emily’s skirt) Emily: I don’t believe it. This is a brand new skirt. Lorelai:…

Rory: What is that stuff? Lane: Eggless egg salad. Though this year my mom added food coloring to make the egg-like product look more…