Gilmore Girls Quotes

Luke Danes: [about Jess’ new car] He paid you for it, right? Gypsy: Nothing’s free at Gypsy’s. Luke Danes: And he paid cash? Gypsy:…

Luke: You go make her stop. Lorelai: I’m not going over there. Luke: Why not? You’re a woman. Lorelai: So what? Luke: So you have the…

Rory: Oh, a girl told me once that if your scalp is hurting, drink a 7-Up. It has something to do with the fizz. Lane: The Kim household…

Darren: Do you know which French city famous for its water was the capital of collaborationist France? Lorelai: Oh, me? Um, Evian,…

Lorelai: We can’t have a mouse running around the inn. Our guests will freak. Michel: Tell them it’s a baby. People love babies. They’ll…

Paris: I can’t do this. Rory: What? Paris: Date. I can’t date. I’m not genetically set up for it. Rory: Not true. Paris: I get no…

Lorelai Gilmore: [fitting Rory’s new dress] Maybe we should bring it in a bit more. Rory: Oh, sure, but first why don’t you use a…

Rory: Louise, what is your grandmother wearing to graduation? Louise: Hopefully the pearls I get when she kicks.

Jess: I need ham. Ceaser: No ham. Jess: We got a shipment of ham yesterday! Ceaser: No ham. Jess: Ceasar, there is a lady over there that…

(Lorelai is trying to patch things up with Luke, who remains oblivious to it) Lorelai: So, this is how it’s gonna be with us now, huh?…