Gilmore Girls Quotes

(Lane goes into Sophie’s Music and is unseen going to the back of the store.) Kirk: (hands resume to Sophie) That’s my home phone number,…

(Sophie closes and locks the front door as the last customers leave. Lane is still admiring the drum set.) Sophie: It’s after six. We’re…

(Lorelai answers the phone at Richard’s office) Lorelai: Gilmore Group, may I help you? Emily: Yes, Richard Gilmore, please. Lorelai: (in…

Lorelai: How am I gonna fit my three sugars into Barbie’s Malibu Dream Cup here?

Lorelai: There are like fifty tables open. Rory: You’re exaggerating. Lorelai: (pointing at tables) One, two, three, four, fifty! I am not!

Rory: You know, there will be food there. Lorelai: Finger food, aka snooty little balls of attitude! Rory: Oh boy. Lorelai: I need real…

Lorelai: We should be eating, I’m hungry! Don’t they want us eating? Isn’t that what the point of the Hungry Diner is, to feed the hungry…

Information on the blackboard at Lanes and Jess’s school test: “There is nothing fascinating on you palm, under your shoe, under your…

Taylor: You’re not serious? Lorelai: Not often, but just there yeah, I had some serious going.

Lorelai: Where are you going? Luke: I’m going to go find Jess. Lorelai: Yeah, well, I’ll tell you one place he’s not. He’s not in the…